A drummer in a world famous band decides to record some music as a solo artist. He needs some equipment so he goes shopping in the local mall (y'know, like the Vicky Centre). He walks up to the sales assistant and explains what he wants to buy. "I'll take a guitar, a bass, some keyboards, a mixing desk, some nice effects and a microphone," he declares as he hands over his plastic. "You're a drummer aren't you?" replies the assistant. "Yeah... how did you know?" the drummer asks. "You're in McDonald's."
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Chris Garrett shape, MP glass job.
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the guy holding the board looks like some sort of casanova...
now that you say it I have seen this dude in a crazy galactic sci-fi flick. apparently he is up for golden puck award for most sleezy alien.
I heard he was wanted by the police.
I heard they were reforming too, is he the drummer?
Don't start me on drummer jokes....
How do you make a drummers car run better?
Take the pizza delivery sign off it.
A drummer in a world famous band decides to record some music as a solo artist. He needs some equipment so he goes shopping in the local mall (y'know, like the Vicky Centre). He walks up to the sales assistant and explains what he wants to buy.
"I'll take a guitar, a bass, some keyboards, a mixing desk, some nice effects and a microphone," he declares as he hands over his plastic.
"You're a drummer aren't you?" replies the assistant.
"Yeah... how did you know?" the drummer asks.
"You're in McDonald's."
What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
Homeless.
What's the difference between a chiropodist and a drummer?
A chiropodist bucks up your feet.
How can you tell when there's a drummer at your door?
The knocking speeds up.
Good work matteo, rose must be stoked
gav
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